viernes, 8 de junio de 2012

Lo único que les interesa es la basura

De Rob y la otra no importa si hacen películas o no, si tienen éxito o no. Lo único que importa de ellos es el montaje y contar basura, mentiras y más mentiras.

Madane Figaro ha hablado del after party de Cosmopolis y lo único destacado por las enfermas es esto.
21.37: Rob is the first to make an appearance at the dinner, alone and in secret. Outside, no-one yet knows that the party is held at the Carlton Cinema Club. No blooming young girl in sight to shout the warning cry. Sarah Gadan, his on-screen partner then walks into the most guarded tent of the Festival, soon followed by David Cronenberg and Juliette Binoche.
21.58: Kristen Stewart makes her surprise entrance wearing red (her leather jacket) and black (her micro-shorts), and is followed by Tom Sturridge and Danny Morgan, her firends from "On the Road". Undoubtedly, the retired vampire must be dating the brunette.
22.09: Confirmed. Kristen sits next to Rob for dinner.
22.17: Withdrawing that statement. Rob just switched tables for the main course.
22.19: Two gown wearing fans are escorted out by security. Taking a picture wth your iPhone while pretending to be texting is so 2010.
22.53: Kristen is drinking water and talking to her neighbour Tom Sturridge. While we feel like saying she most certainly doesn't appear to say anything fascinating, truth is we cannot hear a thing. The two gown wearing fans speak way to loudly about Patrick Bruel (a French singer/actor) who is supposed to attend this party.
22.57: Robert is drinking beer from a bottle and eating fried gnocchi. While we would like to say he eats like a pig, truth is we cannot see to well from where we stand.
23.18: Patrick Bruel has definitely decided to make his way in.
23.22: Twitter has finally hit! Douzens of fans are already waiting at the beach exit.
23.46: Phew! Patrick was finally let in!
23.57: Robert is drinking another Heineken on the terrace and gives Kristen's forehead a very furtive kiss.
23.58: Kristen is happy.
00.06: The bodyguards are clearing the way
00.07: A moving Robsten & Co are making their way towards the exit. This time, screaming can be heard all the way to the Palais des Festivals
00.08: patrick is already missing his 1992 concerts
 Antes de empezar ya avisan el "NO TENEMOS FOTOS". Nada nuevo, ¿cierto? Cuentan que Rob llegó solo, que luego llegó Manolo, que se sentaron juntos en la mesa y que Rob le dio un beso en la frente. Rob bebe cervez mientras la Manolo bebe agua. ¿Agua?  jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja Por favor, si las mentiras se les pilla al vuelo. ¿Manolo feliz? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

Este es el tipo de basura que las enfermas quieren. Esto es lo único que les interesa de Rob y la otra. Sus carreras les dan igual, como si dejan de hacer películas. Son felices en sus miserables existencias con invenciones de este tipo.

Una pena que sean tan infelices y se las metan doblada en cada oportunidad. Se ríen de ellas en sus caras y no les importa porque ellas respiran por creer que Rob es un vampiro y quiere a Manolo. Que disfruten de este tipo de basura que más disfrutamos nosotros al ver las gilipolleces que ellas dicen y como las toman por retrasadas en sus propias caras jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja


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