domingo, 9 de diciembre de 2012

Rompiedo otra familia

Huffington dice que la adúltera les ha confirmado que trabajará con Ben Affleck in Focus.

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Hemos pensado lo mismo, ¿verdad? Otro fracaso más para Ben y para la adúltera. Aparte, mirad el ojo vago. No sé si quedarse con las orejotas, los cejones, el ojo vago, su única expresión facial o la enorme mandíbula.

Una comedia. ¿Comedia? ¿La que no sonríe jamás y no tiene más expresionaes faciles que una, hace una comedia? Adventureland es una comedia y es el único personaje que no se ríe y que no hace gracia. Y en la comedia, hace de la amante de Ben.  Sí, le va perfecto a su vida real.

Ben Affleck es conocido por no saber actuar. Argo es la excepción ya que es una película muy buena. Si ya hablamos de la filmografía de Ben, es un fracaso tras otro. ¿Recordáis Gigli? Hizo un montaje con J.LO para vender la película que fue un fracaso de taquilla y crítica. Focus tendrá el mismo final.

¿Y en quién hemos pensado después? En Jennifer Garner. Ben está casado y ha vuelto a ser padre hace unos meses. Casado, con hijos y en los 40. ¡La especialidad de Kristen! Ya sabemos cómo ha conseguido en papel y no ha sido gracias a su inexistente talento.

Espero que Jennifer esté preparada para todo lo que se le viene encima porque sabemos cómo a la adúltera le van los casados y que los rumores no van a para de salir. ¿Tan desesperado está Ben?

Como siempre, los comentarios son lo mejor. Los he leído casi todos y de por cada 100 comentarios en contra de la Kikis, solo hay uno bueno. El pueblo habla, enfermas.

- I'm sorry for Jennifer. We all know that Kristen does auditions on directors' bed. She can't act so she need other ways to get roles. Another failure. OTR is not enough? The film is a failure like her other films. Kristen has to dig a hole and never leave it.

-  Can't wait to not see it.

-  Hmm a person with one facial expression in a comedy? I don't see how that is going to work. Is she going to play the part of the "dry" comedian? You know the one who never even so much as breaks a smile no matter how funny the joke?

 - Big deal. I thought she was going to finally admit she is lesbian.

-  This just proves that Ben Affleck is casting with his libido. This is a humorless person who has never performed in a comedy and has demonstrated no evidence of possessing any comedic sensibilities. This makes me feel sorry for Affleck's wife. She must see through this.

-  Can't stand her. And her in a "comedy?"

-  two bad actors in yet another bad movie.

-  I thought the rumor was someone saw her leaving an acting class! Should have known that wasn't the case!

-  What were they thinking when they casted this film??

-  Jealous..no way ..I just want her to go away. The Prome for OtR road is going on for a year now and still no real buzz, that says it all. She has NO Talent (respondiendo a una enferma)

- I think if Carol Channing or Betty White played Bella in the Twilight movies the gross would be the same (or higher). Kristen is acceptable cute but she was not the main character in these movies.

-  She has 2 facial expressions, and if you look at the pic above, that`s both of them.

-  A Hollywood source confirms she will be getting a bonus every time she smiles. So far, zero.

-  Ah, the epic love story between a human and a zombie.

-  Afleck? Isn't that the name of that company with the talking duck advertisements? Is Kristen Stewart in a movie with a talking duck?

-  Kristen Stewart in a comedy? Makes me think of the Adams family when Wednesday smiles and freaks everyone out.

-  Uh oh I bet "someone" will be performing oral sex, wont say who.

-   This has got to be the most boring Kristen Stewart-related rumor ever confirmed...

-  Kristen Stewart couldn't be exciting if she could fart fireworks.

-  How is this woman still getting roles???? She makes actors in the adult entertainment industry look like Oscar winners!

-  Durn, was hoping she was going into porn

-  I wonder if she'll keep her mouth open through this movie and add a hesitation in the middle of each line?

-  Between takes, gag reflex, in actual shooting, unknown.

-  Let's hope she doesn't start fooling around with Affleck, who's married with children.

-  Understand your points, but "she's got the unfortunate saddle of being so well-known"??? That doesn't make any sense unless of course she has proven she can't act in any of those vampire movies, which she can't. To me, she is on par with Lohan in the acting realm. Very little talent, ifthat. Hoping she has saved up all those multi-million dollar salary payouts from those movies. In less than five years, it will be Kristen, who?? (respondiendo a otra enferma)

- I read "Kristin Stewert Rumor" and think that I am going to read something along the lines of "Kristin Stewert has no teeth, or Kristin Stewert smiles for the first time"

Not, Oh, she is going to star with Ben Afflek.

Big whoop.

-  Affleck's next box office disaster. So many young, beautiful and LIVELY actresses around, and he picks the Stewart semi-corpse.

-  She is a terrible actress...and does not change character in any roles...

-  She's terrible...just terrible. She has a man-jaw and looks constipated in every photo I've seen of her.

-  Nothing...and I mean nothing. She brings nothing to every role and still gets parts worthy of much better actresses. I just don't get it!

-  Saw Twilight 2nd night it aired. Everyone clapped and cheered during ending credits when they showed Rob and Taylor. When Kristen's pic came up it got very quiet then someone yelled out "cheater".

-  "Focus" will be terrible.

-  Good for her as she must be doing something right off camera (on camera, she feels like an extra who should have died 2 minutes into a film) but I couldn't stand Twilight, I couldn't make it all the way through Snow White, she was instantly forgettable in Jumper.

I won't watch anything else where she has a major role.
This girl is either seriously connected or incredibly lucky.

When you think about all the talented and beautiful women who never find success in the entertainment industry, it's difficult to understand how such a plain, boring, talentless "actress" makes it so big.

-  Wonder if she'll make a play for him too. I'm gonna guess Jennifer would not respond with words.

-  Am I the only one who wants to slap that smirk off her face?

-  My God, that girl has dead eyes !!

-  You noticed that, too? I've seen department store mannequins that look more animated than she does.

-  Oh. I thought that she was going to admit that her looks are highly over rated.

Who "writes" these articles?! Must have been her PR people? I love the part that she could be in running for the On the Road as best actress...LOL The movie was filmed over Two Years Ago. Either it's so special or it's a royal F*** up of a great book destroyed by hollyweird again

-  It should be noted that those big ears are especially suited for being held during a specific act.

-  Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be avoiding this like the plague.

-  Kristin to star in a comedy? She doesn't even know how to SMILE!!!

 Y hay cientos más. A la gente no le gusta Kristen Stewart. Fuera de su enfemo fandom, nadie la soporta. Todos piensan que lo mismo que digo aquñi cada día. Y vemos como Ruth nos sigue queriendo vender que ella será nominada a los Oscars. ¿Qué pasará cuando llegue enero y ni mencionen su nombre? ¿Qué pasará cuando dí la mencionen para los Razzies?

La película será otro fracaso y los paparazzis y los blogs de chismes, no papararán de mostrarnos fotos de BenSten. Pobre Rupert... Tu novia te cambia rápido por otro para conseguir trabajo. No pasa nada, le puedes seguir lamiendo las axilas unos meses más.

Otro fracaso y otro escándalo para la adúltera. No se cansa de hacer el ridículo y siempre elige los mismo papeles. Lo hace porque se interpreta a sí misma, que es lo único que sabe hacer. Pobre jennifer y pobres de sus hijos... Otra familia rota por culpa de una golfa.


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