Lo que yo diga, a lamer traseros

Entre la Taryn esta y Joshua, la lamida de culos es impresionante. Creen que caerle bien a las enfermas, les hará más famosos. Necesitan mentir sobre la Kirkis y decir que ella todo lo hace bien. Patético lo de estos dos.

Saturday, May 12

It’s the big day. A gaggle of industry colleagues and I journey to Arundel Castle near where the studio folks have decided to set up shop for the interviews. It’s a gorgeous day and the cast couldn’t be cooler. Everyone remarks that Kristen is in great form today, and having interviewed her frequently in the past, I agree. Maybe it’s the movie (she’s deservedly proud of it), maybe it’s maturity or her mood. Whatever the reason, she’s easy to laugh and kick back during our time together. And yes, “50 Shades of Grey” came up. In fact Kristen mentioned how creeped out she is by seeing people reading it on planes.… I choose not to mention my choice of reading material on the flight over.

The rest of the interviews are truly fun. I learn a couple hours after chatting with Chris Hemsworth that he’d become a dad just the day before. Charlize takes a break from her interviews to watch nearby goats frolicking. Or was it something dirtier? Not sure. Later that day, the journalists grab a bite to eat at a local restaurant. We spot a peacock, Kristen herself … and maybe even a high-profile friend of hers. But that would be gossiping.

Monday, May 14
Leicester Square ain’t what it used to be: Universal has transformed it into a pretty awesome forest straight out of the film. But the real attention-grabber is probably Charlize’s barely-there dress. I’m a journalist. It is my duty to look closely at these things. As for Snow herself, Kristen is all smiles in a beautiful dress. And yes, sneakers, of course, though she insisted it was only because of her recent “Breaking Dawn” re-shoots injury.

Las tonterías que dice son de chiste. La Kirkis ha madurado. Si, ya lo vemos.

Y ella llevaba zapatillas en la alfombra verde porque la pobre se hizo daño en las regrabaciones del truño. ¿Dos semanas le dura la lesión? Pues mira que anda perfectamente, sin cojear. Esta lo que tiene es que con el cuento del pie, puede llevar más libremente las andrajosas zapatillas. Si te has hecho daño, te pones unos zapatos planos, pedazo de hortera pero claro, como lo hace la bufón, no pasa nada jajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajaaja Y ella era toda sonrisas..... ¿Dónde? ¿Para qué mierda mienten si estñan las fotos que demuestran que la cara le llegaba al suelo?

Menos mal que no me he topado con esta mamarracha porque parece que su gilipollez la contagia.