¡Amo este sitio!

Pone a la Kirkis en su sitio y dice verdades. Sus pintas, sus caras de asco y como necesita a Charlize para atraer atención.

KRISTEN STEWART SMILES – TRANSLATION – SHE KNOWS SHE LOOKS LIKE SH*T 

Snow White and the Huntsman continues its global press junket with Charlize Theron looking fantastic and Kristen Stewart looking better than usual, but crap by comparison.

After their European promos in London, Berlin and Madrid, the gals divided to conquer – good news for Charlize not having to carry the slapped-arse faced Twilighter in Japan, bad news for Kristen going solo in Mexico. On her own you think she’d look better with not having to attempt to come up to Theron’s level, but in reality she needs her co-star to drag her up to an acceptable level of movie photocall worthy style.

This Marios Schwab top and the cracktackular Louboutins are like stones in the bag of cute puppies that are those Vivienne Westwood pants, sinking to the bottom of the river. Now I don’t hate the look completely. I love the colour story of crisp neutrals with a touch of flouro but the top is the main problem. It looks like an 8-year-old’s summer shirt. Add to that the fact that none of these pieces work together, and the usual complete lack of beauty styling.
K-Stew looks like she was styled by Molly Ringwald in the bathroom from shit in her bag at the end of Saturday detention so jock Emilio Estevez would find her acceptable to fancy.

Kristen knew it wasn’t working – her nervous smiling spoke a thousand words, and kind of made me miss her trademark scowl.
Looking forward to see what she and Robert Pattinson, the great unwashed, bring to Cannes this week. For once I am actually rooting for Brangelina.

¡Me encanta! Es que la despacha que da gusto. Y yo también voto por Brangelina ya que ellos son pareja de verdad y ya que son muchísimo más famosos que estos montajistas. Voy a disfrutar viendo a las enfermas muertas de la envidia y amargadas jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja