jueves, 17 de mayo de 2012

Dios santo... Que de chorradas

Esta es la mierda que publica Gossip Cop.
When it comes to living out fantasy, “Fifty Shades of Grey” has nothing on the National Enquirer.
The tabloid is at it again this week, trying to cook up a phony conflict concerning the movie adaptation of E L James’ runaway best-selling erotic book.
According to the Enquirer, Robert Pattinson is “in talks to star as sexual dominant Christian Grey” and is “erupting in vampiric fury” because “producers let slip they’re also talking to archrival Ian Somerhalder.”
The mag explains that Pattinson “can’t bear the thought of off-screen love Kristen Stewart, who’s up for the female lead as Grey’s submissive paramour, screaming her way through wild, sadomasochistic sex scenes with Somerhalder.”
Wow.
A so-called “source” for the Enquirer says, “The thought of Kristen doing outrageously intense, naughty and kinky scenes with any guy, let alone Ian — another handsome vampire — is making Rob nuts.”
Uh-huh.
Here’s what’s “nuts”: The Enquirer publishing any of this cooked-up controversy as though it’s true.
NONE of these three actors — Pattinson, Stewart or Somerhalder — is currently in serious talks for Fifty Shades of Grey.
Their names have been mentioned in connection with the project.
Somerhalder and Stewart have been asked in interviews about their interest in the material.
But that’s as far as anything has gone — period.
The stars are not in negotiations for Fifty Shades of Grey, and there’s absolutely no bad blood between Pattinson and Somerhalder over the role, despite what the Enquirer wants everyone to believe.
Sources close to both actors tell Gossip Cop the report is totally bogus.
No sé quien es peor si The Enquirer o GC por ser la fuente oficial de noticias chorras sobre estos dos. Fifty Shades of Grey es una basura. E.L.James no tiene ni puta idea sobre escribir y sobre relaciones sumisas. Toda la historia es una completa basura escrita por una Twihard amargada en su matrimonio que ha querido imitar a la mormona que tampoco tiene ni idea sobre escribir.

¿La Kirkis haciendo este papel? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajaja ¡Buen chiste! ¿Rob molesto porque la Kirkis haga ese tipo de cosas con otro hombre? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja Lo que Rob no quiere es que la Kirkis siquiera le insinúe sexo entre ellos. Rob no es gay.

Rob estaría tan molesto de que ella hiciera ese tipo de escenas con otro hombre, que le dio exactamente igual que la Kirkis se desnudara al completo con Sam y Garrett y con él usara bikinis verdes y pantalones de chándal hasta los tobillos. Ahí queda eso.


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