Era obvio

Blind Gossip empieza a resolver algunas de sus publicaciones. Una de ellas era de lo más obvia.

The Sun Is Setting On This Relationship 

We’ve talked several times about how this very famous couple was assembled in a publicist’s office. We may have also mentioned that the relationship would end after the DVD was released. Well, the break up is coming, and we have more precise information for you on the timing! 

It will definitely happen before the end of August 2013. 

Why August? Well, when the contract was originally written several years ago, the exact dates of the film’s release and the DVD release were not known. While they approximated that the entire promotional campaign would be finished by the end of Spring 2013, the production company padded in three additional months to the “personal relationship” contract just to be sure. The contract ends in August of 2013. 

The film and DVD are already out, and the promotion is essentially done, so the break up (which will be very amicable) will happen any time between now and August with the consent of both parties. 

Will you see still them together from now until the breakup? Yes, but rarely. The genuine friendship that the actor and actress once shared peaked a long time ago – and has been going downhill over the past few months – so they are now spending as little time together as humanly possible. They are done. 

SOLVED! 

 

(Curioso que hayan elegido una de las fotos de la sesión que realizaron por separado.) 

It’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! 

Robsten is dead 

(...) 

Rob thought he could last until August if needed, because he was going to be away most of the time shooting a new film. Then the start of filming was delayed, and he was stuck.  

The thought of having to spend the summer with Kristen in LA was unbearable to him! He didn’t want to be alone in the same house with her. He didn’t want to be in LA with her and her friends. He didn’t want them calling the paparazzi every time they ventured out in public.  

So he spent lots of time of time in New York with his friends. He was happy and relaxed. 

There was no one calling the paparazzi to disclose his whereabouts. He went out with his real friends, went to plays, and was leading a “normal” life.  

At one point, he was called to fly back to LA to “save” Kristen after a “crisis” where she had been spotted near a man who looked like Rupert Sanders. Rob complied that time, but then he read his publicists the riot act. He was going to New York to be with his friends, and he wasn’t going to make anymore trips back to LA to bail out Kristen Stewart.  

Kristen kept holding on and trying to force public appearances through August, but Rob had finally had enough and pushed back. He mostly ignored and avoid her. He didn’t call her. She came to New York for the Met Ball, but he refused to accompany her to the event. He refused to go to Cannes with her. He didn’t invite her to his own birthday celebration.  

Kristen Stewart knew that all this rejection was making her look bad, and after a meeting with her publicists, she finally decided to let him go.  

So, exactly as we told you back on March 11, 2013, the relationship ended before the end of the summer. It took some pushing on Rob’s part, and it happened earlier than Kristen wanted, but it’s done.  

And you can ignore the last few lines in the EOnline article. That’s all wishful thinking on the part of Kristen and her friends and her publicist.  

Our condolences to you Twihards who are genuinely upset because you thought the relationship was real. It is sobering and sad to find out that some things are merely an illusion. But it’s time for you to tuck Robsten away on your fantasy mind shelf along with The Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. (x)

Fighting To Stay Faux 

We have a fascinating update on the termination of this faux couple! 

We told you that their professional obligations have been basically fulfilled, and that the contract could be terminated early if both parties agreed. 

Well, we’ve just learned that one half of the couple is pitching an absolute fit about terminating early, and is refusing to let the other party out of the contract! 

Although she is the one who violated the terms of the contract and screwed up the friendship, the female half of the couple doesn’t want to let her partner off the hook any sooner than she absolutely has to. She continues to call and text and email him relentlessly, trying to get together with him, determined to keep the charade going, even though he doesn’t even want to see her! 

Why is she doing this? For several reasons: 

One: She knows that she is the one who screwed up the friendship by screwing around with someone else. She keeps hoping that if she hangs on and hangs around long enough that he will forgive her and they can go back to being close friends. 

Two: She doesn’t have many other close friends in her life. When they were a “couple”, they spent all their time together and he was her closest friend. She refuses to accept the fact that since she humiliated him he doesn’t really want to be friends with her any more. 

Three: She knows that he is a nice guy and a true professional, and that – no matter how badly she has behaved – he won’t stoop so low as to publicly berate her, embarrass her, or disclose the terms of the contract. She is counting on that to give her the opportunity to work her way back into his life. 

Four: She knows that the fame that she experienced during the height of their coupledom will dissipate quickly once she is “single”. You know all that complaining she does about the fame and attention? Well, the truth is that she loves it, and she is scared that once it is gone that she will never get it back! 

Five: The contract runs through August. Legally, he is on the hook until then. It takes only one person to enforce the contract, but it takes two to terminate it. 

So, if she wants to, she could legally tie him to her for the next few months, force him to make appearances with her, and prevent him from publicly dating anyone else! 

Now, everyone in this scenario – except her – thinks that she is being incredibly immature and selfish. He just wants to move on with his life, but he can’t until she releases him. So, she is determined, he is annoyed, and the production company reps and the publicists and the attorneys are all meeting this week to try to work out a compromise. 

We say, “Let him go, Girl!” He helped you achieve fame and fortune and popularity, and, in return, you screwed him over. Hanging on to the relationship tooth and nail just because you legally can now just makes you look sad and desperate. Let him go. 

Actor: 

Actress: 

SOLVED! 

It’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! 

After much whining and wailing and teeth-gnashing, Kristen Stewart finally let him go! Robert Pattinson is now a free man! 

(...) 

Of course the magazines and tabloids are reporting it as if they were really a couple in love and that Kristen is heartbroken, but our readers know better. It was just the end of a long contract… and Kristen is heartbroken over the loss of the three more months of publicity to which she felt entitled. (x)

Algo tengo que aplaudirle a Mamerto: el no invitar a su cumpleaños a la adúltera. Por una vez se ha impuesto y ha tomado su espacio. Con esto no quiero decir que él no se beneficie del circo o que no necesite a la otra para ser relevante, porque una cosa no quita la otra.

Que Mamer dejó Nueva York por la salida de las nuevas fotos Rupsten, es el algo conocido por todos. Fue muy descarado y más cuando volvió a la ciudad de los rascacielos pocos días después.

También era obvio que todo terminaría con la saga. Justo después o unos meses más tarde pero que terminaría en 2013 era más que evidente.

Mis condolencias no se las doy a las enfermas sino a esos familiares que tienen las desgracia de llevar la misma sangre que ellas. Les hemos dicho que todo era un montaje pero siempre se han negado a creer en la realidad. Les dijimos que los PRsten las usaban para ser famosos y ganar dinero, pero no quisieron hacer caso. Ahora las tenemos cortándose las venas y creando excusa tras excusa porque no saben respirar sin el montaje. Me dan pena.

Rob-Sten no es más que un burdo montaje creado para vender entre gentuza sin cerebro.