Y otro montaje más

Cuando murió el chico de Glee, me enteré de que él y Lea eran pareja. Hablando con Luisa, y leyendo alguna que otra cosa, comprobé que lo suyo era otro montaje más. Las fans ven una serie/película, se obsesionan y necesitan pensar que los actores son pareja en la vida real y la relación es exactamente igual a la serie. La obsesión roza la enfermedad y hablan 24/7 de esa falsa pareja y no tienen una vida por estar pendiente de los movimientos de los montajistas.

Esto ha pasado con Glee, como pasó con el PRsten y como ya pasó con High School Musical. Fans locas y obsesionadas sin nada más que hacer en todo el día. Bueno, en todos los días de varios años.

The Forever Fake Couple Lie 

[Blind Gossip] Ah, faux couples. A male and female actor who star together in a television series or a film or film series, and then fake a relationship outside of the project for the publicity. 

Their fans and “shippers” really want to believe that the relationships are real, give them cute nicknames (e.g.”Robsten”), write fan fiction about them, and dream about them getting married and living happily ever after. 

Then we come in and tell you the truth.  

This blind item is going to hurt more than most for many reasons: Because this television show is still on the air. Because the show’s fans are very passionate (and a little crazy). Because they want to believe that an on-screen relationship became on off-screen relationship. Because one half of the couple supported the other half when they were going through a personal crisis. And, finally, because half of the couple isn’t here anymore.  

Yes, she is sad that he is gone. But not “girlfriend” sad. She is “friend” sad.  

This couple was fake. The two actors were friends and liked each other, but the boyfriend/girlfriend relationship on air was purely imaginary and did not happen off air.  

Actually, they didn’t even spend a lot of time together when they weren’t working or getting together for photo ops. Her friends are very different from his friends, and her off-screen life was very different from his off-screen life.  

Vacation photo ops were staged. They each brought their own friends, stayed in separate rooms and simply got together for photos.  

Remember that “romantic” ski trip they took together? They would take the ski lift up together, and do a photo op on the top of the mountain. He would later show off those photos on a talk show to “prove” that they were a couple.  

The truth is that after the photos were taken, he would go snowboard and party with his friends and pick up random girls at night.  

Yes, he was into girls, even if his fake girlfriend was not one of them. In fact, there were a lot of girls in the past few years, although no one special. He never was much for relationships. He preferred to hang with his friends, pick up a girl for a night or two of fun, and keep things very casual.  

Sometimes you would see his fake girlfriend driving “his” car. Well, he did own a car, but she wasn’t allowed to drive it. The car that she drove wasn’t his car. It was a car that the network leased so it would look like she drove his car.  

And despite what she says, they were never going to move in together. They were going to fake it. She had her house, and the network leased a nearby apartment for him. They were just going to stage regular photo ops to look like they lived in the same house until they broke up. 

That’s it.  

Yes, there was going to be a “breakup”. It was going to happen after the show was off the air. The two of them were prepared to go the distance with the fake relationship for as long as the show was in production. 

Now that he is gone, she can’t admit that they weren’t boyfriend and girlfriend, or that everything was staged, or that they were never going to move in together or get married. It would make her look really fake and really bad. No, she is now stuck with that lie forever.  

One last point. It’s about that very public tribute that you’ll see soon. There are many actors with a broader and more critically acclaimed body of work who deserve a public tribute much, much more. However, those actors don’t have the large and young fan base for which the networks live and die. And they don’t have a fake and famous girlfriend in the audience to tearfully clutch a necklace and pretend that she just lost the great love of her life.  

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Los montajes son todos iguales:

- No viven juntos pero lo fingen con una casa/apartamento estratégicamente cerca.
- No es la ropa del otro pero la marca les presta prendas.
- Salen juntos cuando hay fotos pactadas.
- Preparan la ruptura mientras la serie/saga no ha terminado y rompen cuando acaba.
- No conducen el coche del otro pero hacen pensar que sí.
- Salen juntos (muchas veces se encuentran en el sitio), les hacen las fotos y cada uno toma caminos distintos.

Los PRsten no vivían juntos pero vaya casualidad que la adúltera se compra una casa en la misma urbanización en la que supuestamente vive Mamerto.

No llevan la misma prenda pero las marcas les regalan algunas para que sean anuncios andantes. Eso las enfermas lo interpretan como prueba de amor.

Vaya casualidad que cada vez que salían, siempre había un paparazzi allí.

El Rupsten les vino perfecto porque eso ha sido la excusa para la "ruptura", que casualmente se ha dado cuando la saga ha terminado. "Te dejo" pero vuelvo contigo justo para promocionar la  última peli. La saga acaba y la "relación" termina. Si no llega a pasar el Ruspten, habrían usado la excusa de la distancia.

¿Cuántas veces hemos leído que la adúltera llegaba a un restaurante/bar y Mamerto llegaba después por su cuenta? Y después se iban por separado. Nunca fotos de vacaciones, nunca comportamiento de pareja y siempre rodeados de gente.

¡Vivan los montajes para los fracasados que necesitan atención!

Era obvio

Blind Gossip empieza a resolver algunas de sus publicaciones. Una de ellas era de lo más obvia.

The Sun Is Setting On This Relationship 

We’ve talked several times about how this very famous couple was assembled in a publicist’s office. We may have also mentioned that the relationship would end after the DVD was released. Well, the break up is coming, and we have more precise information for you on the timing! 

It will definitely happen before the end of August 2013. 

Why August? Well, when the contract was originally written several years ago, the exact dates of the film’s release and the DVD release were not known. While they approximated that the entire promotional campaign would be finished by the end of Spring 2013, the production company padded in three additional months to the “personal relationship” contract just to be sure. The contract ends in August of 2013. 

The film and DVD are already out, and the promotion is essentially done, so the break up (which will be very amicable) will happen any time between now and August with the consent of both parties. 

Will you see still them together from now until the breakup? Yes, but rarely. The genuine friendship that the actor and actress once shared peaked a long time ago – and has been going downhill over the past few months – so they are now spending as little time together as humanly possible. They are done. 

SOLVED! 

 

(Curioso que hayan elegido una de las fotos de la sesión que realizaron por separado.) 

It’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! 

Robsten is dead 

(...) 

Rob thought he could last until August if needed, because he was going to be away most of the time shooting a new film. Then the start of filming was delayed, and he was stuck.  

The thought of having to spend the summer with Kristen in LA was unbearable to him! He didn’t want to be alone in the same house with her. He didn’t want to be in LA with her and her friends. He didn’t want them calling the paparazzi every time they ventured out in public.  

So he spent lots of time of time in New York with his friends. He was happy and relaxed. 

There was no one calling the paparazzi to disclose his whereabouts. He went out with his real friends, went to plays, and was leading a “normal” life.  

At one point, he was called to fly back to LA to “save” Kristen after a “crisis” where she had been spotted near a man who looked like Rupert Sanders. Rob complied that time, but then he read his publicists the riot act. He was going to New York to be with his friends, and he wasn’t going to make anymore trips back to LA to bail out Kristen Stewart.  

Kristen kept holding on and trying to force public appearances through August, but Rob had finally had enough and pushed back. He mostly ignored and avoid her. He didn’t call her. She came to New York for the Met Ball, but he refused to accompany her to the event. He refused to go to Cannes with her. He didn’t invite her to his own birthday celebration.  

Kristen Stewart knew that all this rejection was making her look bad, and after a meeting with her publicists, she finally decided to let him go.  

So, exactly as we told you back on March 11, 2013, the relationship ended before the end of the summer. It took some pushing on Rob’s part, and it happened earlier than Kristen wanted, but it’s done.  

And you can ignore the last few lines in the EOnline article. That’s all wishful thinking on the part of Kristen and her friends and her publicist.  

Our condolences to you Twihards who are genuinely upset because you thought the relationship was real. It is sobering and sad to find out that some things are merely an illusion. But it’s time for you to tuck Robsten away on your fantasy mind shelf along with The Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. (x)

Fighting To Stay Faux 

We have a fascinating update on the termination of this faux couple! 

We told you that their professional obligations have been basically fulfilled, and that the contract could be terminated early if both parties agreed. 

Well, we’ve just learned that one half of the couple is pitching an absolute fit about terminating early, and is refusing to let the other party out of the contract! 

Although she is the one who violated the terms of the contract and screwed up the friendship, the female half of the couple doesn’t want to let her partner off the hook any sooner than she absolutely has to. She continues to call and text and email him relentlessly, trying to get together with him, determined to keep the charade going, even though he doesn’t even want to see her! 

Why is she doing this? For several reasons: 

One: She knows that she is the one who screwed up the friendship by screwing around with someone else. She keeps hoping that if she hangs on and hangs around long enough that he will forgive her and they can go back to being close friends. 

Two: She doesn’t have many other close friends in her life. When they were a “couple”, they spent all their time together and he was her closest friend. She refuses to accept the fact that since she humiliated him he doesn’t really want to be friends with her any more. 

Three: She knows that he is a nice guy and a true professional, and that – no matter how badly she has behaved – he won’t stoop so low as to publicly berate her, embarrass her, or disclose the terms of the contract. She is counting on that to give her the opportunity to work her way back into his life. 

Four: She knows that the fame that she experienced during the height of their coupledom will dissipate quickly once she is “single”. You know all that complaining she does about the fame and attention? Well, the truth is that she loves it, and she is scared that once it is gone that she will never get it back! 

Five: The contract runs through August. Legally, he is on the hook until then. It takes only one person to enforce the contract, but it takes two to terminate it. 

So, if she wants to, she could legally tie him to her for the next few months, force him to make appearances with her, and prevent him from publicly dating anyone else! 

Now, everyone in this scenario – except her – thinks that she is being incredibly immature and selfish. He just wants to move on with his life, but he can’t until she releases him. So, she is determined, he is annoyed, and the production company reps and the publicists and the attorneys are all meeting this week to try to work out a compromise. 

We say, “Let him go, Girl!” He helped you achieve fame and fortune and popularity, and, in return, you screwed him over. Hanging on to the relationship tooth and nail just because you legally can now just makes you look sad and desperate. Let him go. 

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SOLVED! 

It’s Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! 

After much whining and wailing and teeth-gnashing, Kristen Stewart finally let him go! Robert Pattinson is now a free man! 

(...) 

Of course the magazines and tabloids are reporting it as if they were really a couple in love and that Kristen is heartbroken, but our readers know better. It was just the end of a long contract… and Kristen is heartbroken over the loss of the three more months of publicity to which she felt entitled. (x)

Algo tengo que aplaudirle a Mamerto: el no invitar a su cumpleaños a la adúltera. Por una vez se ha impuesto y ha tomado su espacio. Con esto no quiero decir que él no se beneficie del circo o que no necesite a la otra para ser relevante, porque una cosa no quita la otra.

Que Mamer dejó Nueva York por la salida de las nuevas fotos Rupsten, es el algo conocido por todos. Fue muy descarado y más cuando volvió a la ciudad de los rascacielos pocos días después.

También era obvio que todo terminaría con la saga. Justo después o unos meses más tarde pero que terminaría en 2013 era más que evidente.

Mis condolencias no se las doy a las enfermas sino a esos familiares que tienen las desgracia de llevar la misma sangre que ellas. Les hemos dicho que todo era un montaje pero siempre se han negado a creer en la realidad. Les dijimos que los PRsten las usaban para ser famosos y ganar dinero, pero no quisieron hacer caso. Ahora las tenemos cortándose las venas y creando excusa tras excusa porque no saben respirar sin el montaje. Me dan pena.

Rob-Sten no es más que un burdo montaje creado para vender entre gentuza sin cerebro.

Montaje

Supposed sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are only together because of a "Twilight" contract they agreed to, a report revealed on Wednesday, May 1. 

Apparently, the only reason Rob and Kristen have been spotted everywhere together lately, is because they signed a contract with the "Twilight" movies honchos to appear as a couple, Hollyscoop revealed. 

According to the site, a piece of "blind gossip" made the rounds recently stating as much, saying that Rob's "contract does obligate him to make public appearances with her, and he is not going to be the one to break their contract. That's why you still see pictures of them on 'dates'..." 

The statement continued, adding that Rob "will be getting on a plane to Europe very soon, and is scheduled to start shooting a new film in April, so he hopes he won't have to see her again for a while. He really likes being as far away from her as possible." 

While this information hasn't been confirmed, it sounds like it could be possible. Rob and Kristen have been seen together a lot in the last two months, but both appear subdued and not very happy. Most shots of the young couple show Rob's hand loosely by his side as Kristen tries to half-hold it in hers. Not a good sign... 

Meanwhile, other reports claim that Kristen is super happy with Rob and even intends to marry him soon. Not sure if this is just someone's wishful thinking reporting, or if the "On the Road" actress is really that delusional about her relationship... (x)

No es ningún secreto que todo es un montaje más de los cientos que se hacen. No saben actuar y son muy descarados. Fotos toodos y cada uno de los días demuestran desesperación y mucho tiempo libre, por no hablar de 0 trabajos. Dan mucha pena. Son unos bufones y todos se burlan de ellos.

Es muy triste tener que ocultar tu vida privada y no poder comportarte como una persona normal porque tienes que venderte 24/7 para seguir en los medios cutres.