martes, 4 de septiembre de 2012

¡ZAS! En toda la boca, Kristen (segunda parte)

Como en la entrada anterior, a Kristen le dan por todas partes. Vuelve a hablar de que ella es real y sobre no medir su comportamiento frente al público porque es real. Osea, que hacer el ridículo es lo normal en su día a día. Se denigra en cada evento y demuestra que la madurez ni la conoce.

Las fotos son de las cosas más feas que he visto en mucho tiempo y su cara de muerta acojona y todo. Tiene 22 años pero no tiene vida. Mucho dinero pero es odiada y está muy sola. Luego hace una entrevista y su egocentrismo la deja en evidencia. Se cree importante y todo. Que deje de follarse a los maridos de otras y se compre una personalidad por Navidad.
Kristen Stewart discusses her authenticity & lack of “packaging” with Vogue UK

As we previewed yesterday, Kristen Stewart appears on the October cover of Vogue UK as part of some early promotion for Breaking Dawn Part II, and her role in On the Road, which will have its North American premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival. Can I just have a word about the two Vogue photos released thus far? They’re AWFUL. For all of her faults, I’ve never considered Kristen to be “bad” at magazine photo shoots. Her face can take a lot of different kinds of makeup looks, and most clothes work on her figure. There’s no excuse for Kristen to look so… sleepy, bored and NOT flattered in the clothes. It’s bad work by the editorial staff (for choosing these photos), bad work by Mario Testino (the photographer) and bad work by the stylists. Anyway, as promised, Kristen’s interview is full of pearls of wisdom (note: some of these quotes might be from an interview Kristen did with the October issue of Glamour):
She’s not smooth. She’s clumsy. ‘I know if you haven’t thought about how you want to present a very packaged idea of yourself then it can seem like you lack ambition. But, dude, honestly? I can’t. People expect it to be easy because there you are, out there, doing the thing that you want and making lots of money out of it. But, you know, I’m not that smooth. I can get clumsy around certain people.’
She’s, like, so authentic: ‘Like if I were to sit down and think, “OK, I’m really famous, how am I going to conduct myself in public?” I wouldn’t know who that person would be! It would be a lot easier if I could, but I can’t.’
On the Road: ‘There is always going to be that seam of people who want things differently to the standardised version. It’s not necessarily a rebellious thing, it’s just who they are. That world back then, it just seems freer to me than anything I could ever touch and I’m fully nostalgic for it, even though I wasn’t even alive then. It’s the loyalty aspect of it all. I love being on the periphery with a group of people who have the same values that I do. People who don’t get off on fame, who just like the process of making movies and thrive.’
Going blonde for On the Road: ”I feel like my whole body rejects it, but it was really important for the character. It was like learning an accent.”
On maturity: “I’m starting to carry a bag and even put on lipstick. Very mature for me.”
Watching the sex scenes in On the Road: ”It’s kind of insane to watch now. I’m like, ‘Who is that?’ But I think – as every actress says when they do this is – it just felt so right. ‘It was so within a different world and so within a different environment that I don’t even really feel… I mean, I am personally connected to it, of course, but it is something outside of myself.”
She looks like a vampire naturally: “Dude, get this: I have these oddly brown eyelids. I’ve walked into so many photoshoots, and they go, ‘Sweetheart, would you mind wiping them off?’ So the idea behind Bella’s makeup was just to enhance them. Anything that’s already good on you just gets better when you’re a vampire.”
 I’m still waiting for the promised quotes on “love and living dangerously” that Vogue promised in the cover line. Because so far, all we’ve gotten are the same-old quotes about how she’s just so authentic and “real” and of course she never tries to be anything she’s not and we’re supposed to take everything she does and says at face-value. Right? “Like if I were to sit down and think, ‘OK, I’m really famous, how am I going to conduct myself in public?’ I wouldn’t know who that person would be! It would be a lot easier if I could, but I can’t.” And THAT is why some of us have had issues with the “Pity Poor K-Stew” campaign being waged in an effort to turn her into a victim of Big Bad Rupert Sanders. She wants to be taken at face-value and as she has said time and time again, THIS is who she really is. There’s no hidden meaning, no persona, no “effect”. This is who she is. Accept her or don’t accept her, but don’t make excuses for her.
Tenemos la mismas chorradas de siempre. Tenemos el cuento de que ella es muy real y la intención de dar pena debido a los tremendamente famosa que es. ¿No es gracioso? Hay millones de personas que no saben que ella existe y los que lo saben, no la conocen por su nombre. Hablan de ella como la muerta de Crepúsculo o la que no tiene expresiones faciales.

¿Su cuerpo rechaza el rubio? ¿Y no rechaza su inservible cerebro? La de tonterías que dice esta tía... Para demostrar que esmadura, lleva una barra de labios en la mochila. Lo que ella debería hacer es dejar de decir tantas tonterías y cepillarse los dientes de una vez. Su higiene deja mucho que desear.

Ya sabemos que ella y su equipo están intentando dejarla como la víctima. Se folla a un hombre casado. Va a su casa. Conoce a sus hijos y es pillada con él. ¡Pobrecita! Seguro que el cañón de la pistola apuntaba a su sien en cada uno de esos acontecimientos. Cuando se lo follaba, no era víctima pero claro, ella no pensaba ser pillada. Excusas y más excusas.

Lo mejor, como siempre, los comnetarios de la gente normal:
Seriously? Not packaged? Just look at her. So authentic she would scare small children. She is delusional. Oops. My bad. Hollywood is all about reality.

I’d like to put some stick in her ass maybe she would wake up. She is like zombie. Homewrecker zombie.

Now why you gotta insult zombies? They’ve got “feelings” too. LOL!

Yeah, I especially like the following example of depth, “There is always going to be that seam of people who want things differently to the standardised version.”. F*cking brilliant. It’s like she hears words that are more than two syllables and figures that she’ll appear less stupid if she strings them together. Least. Eloquent. Person. Ever.

She is isn’t she? I have to admit I read it twice just to understand what she’s trying to tell. Articulate is…like…her f*cking middle name, you know?

Mario T. managed to suck whatever soul there might have been, out of those lifeless vampire eyes!
She is just so very boring…nothing we can do about that!

I think it’s just her. She can be damn glad that her face carries makeup that well, because her eyes are just dead.

Why is her camisole peeking out in the first pic? Anyway, she just confirmed that she can’t act properly in public and her “maturity” is at the same level as the Beiber. But I do think the second pic looks decent.

 How ‘authentic’ it must be, to cheat with a married man. *eyeroll*

‘It was so within a different world and so within a different environment that I don’t even really feel… I mean, I am personally connected to it, of course, but it is something outside of myself.”
This right here is how I suspect she was able to cheat with Sanders. She probably convinced herself it existed only between them and bore no real connection to her or Sanders’ “real” lives. She tried to compartmentalize, gaining whatever she it was she needed from the affair without thinking it would affect their relationships. It never occurred to her that they might get caught.
I genuinely think she was shocked learned that life does not work that way. That is why she gave that strange, desperate apology.

She is not a child FFS. She wants to be on the cover of magazines and sell her “real badass image”.
She didn’t just make a mistake, she homewrecked a family and justifying it with her age and any other reason she and her PR come up only shows that she doesn’t own up her fuck ups but pushes the responsibility on others as she has done in the past.

For the love of God – CLOSE. YOUR. MOUTH.

Yeah, just hide for several years.

Yes Kstew you showed us this summer how much you do not know how to act in public though you are famous. Hint: get a hotel room next time cause famous people get photographed in public.


Every interview with her is the same. I can’t even work up any emotion. I just want them to stop giving her dozens of chances to say these same meaningless soundbites over and over again.
Also, please just own up to the fact that you obviously DO care about fame. No one who doesn’t signs on for 32 magazine covers and a fashion campaign. 
Esto es lo que la gente piensa de Kristen Stewart. La adúltera que no sabe actuar y suplica por fama. Ella llega a dar mucha pena.


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