Y la desesperación crece

Las enfermas, esas que nos dicen inmaduras por alegrarnos de ver una foto de Mamerto besando a otra mujer...

... han hecho esta porquería enferma y han estropeado una foto de familia que era preciosa. Se nota que estás cortándose las venas y que están desesperadas.

¡Hacer eso es taaaaan maduro! ¿Dónde está ahora la capulla de @stefy_s? Oh sí, masturbándose a costa de esta foto.

En fin, son anormales sin solución. Ellas necesitan creer que Mamerto ha vuelto a LA por la adúltera. ¿Qué les ha hecho pensar eso? Tal vez sea porque se han ido de vacaciones o juntos o tal vez sea porque han salido juntitos de la mano y felices en las últimas semanas.. No, nada de eso. 

Siguen agarradas al fic y no lo quieren soltar. Maps to the Stars se rueda en Toronto y LA y es por eso por lo que Mamerto ha vuelto. ¿Pero qué van a decir ellas? Todo lo que Mamerto hace y piensa está relacionado con la adúltera. La quiere tanto que pasó el cumpleaños sin ella e hizo una fiesta a la que no invitó. ¡Eso es amor!

Os dejo algo que os va a encantar y ridícula a la enfermas. Que sigan haciendo manipulaciones de fotos que eso y los fics, es lo único que les queda.

EYE ROLL 

Robert Pattinson Heads Back to L.A. So He Must Want to See Kristen 

Lucky Canada has been hosting Robert Pattinson in Toronto while he films Map to the Stars. Until now! Pattinson was spotted flying back to LA, and everyone seems to have the same question: Is he coming back to Kristen Stewart? And the answer to that question is: Are you insane, or do you just have amnesia? It's denial. That must be it. Someone tell me there's a support group out there for people who cannot accept that Robsten is over.  

So now that we've sorted that out, many are left wondering why Rob is flying back to Los Angeles, then. If not for Kristen, then for what? To see his possibly real/possibly fictitious girlfriend Riley Keough? Because that's why Rob flies to Los Angeles -- to see girlfriends. Not because he lives there or is involved in the entertainment industry or anything.  

I just think it's funny how all the speculation over Robert Pattinson's travel turns to his love life. We really want it to be that exciting. He's coming back for the SEX! Go Rob! Woo hoo!  

You know what's more likely? Rob probably has a bunch of meetings with producers and agents to talk about projects. But that's a boring headline: Robert Pattinson Flies Back to LA to Do a Lunch With Director Because It's His Job to Act in Movies. Click here and leave a comment: Do you think Robert Pattinson will order the pork belly or the lobster roll?  

Or maybe he has a few days off from filming and just wants to put his feet up in his own den. Maybe he just wants to spend some time with his dog and his friends. It really could be that simple. But I'm being so boring. Forget all that. No, here's the REAL Reason Robert Pattinson is flying back to LA, and why you should care: Because he's getting back together with Kristen Stewart for the sole purpose of having a threesome with Riley Keough, obviously.  

Do you think Rob is coming back to LA for work or pleasure -- or both?

Por favor, demosle un aplauso porque lo merece. Una de las pocas cosas sensatas que he leído en mucho tiempo.

Es patético ver la necesidad que las enfermas tienen de relacionarlo todo con el circo. Es denigrante verlas comportarse como las imbéciles que son. Siguen agarradas al barco del PRsten y no quieren dejarlo porque eso significa volver a sus penosas vidas. Incluso una enferma ya ha inventado un avistamiento. Bochornoso...