Cojea porque adora decir que se lastima los pies. Cuando no es la muñeca es el tobillo, el caso es poner excusa tras excusa a su mal comportamiento y su inexistente saber estar.
Como dije antes, Daniel ni se molestó en ayudarla. ¿Para qué? Ella cojea y lo primero que hace al plantarse delante del micrófono es arrascarse el estropajo que tiene por pelo. Pone caras, hace ruido al respirar, carraspea y pone la cara de lerda de siempre.
¡Que estás en los Oscars! ¡Que estás delante de la gente más importante de la industria! ¡Menos mal que es actriz! Verla actuar como una señorita es un resgistro que ella no conoce. ¿Y pretende que así le den un Oscar? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja Que empiece a pagar a los medios que dirán que ella será una de las nominadas. Ah no, que no tiene trabajo.
Pobre Dan. Se le ve tan abochornado... ¿Se supone que la adúltera está a su nivel? Porque eso ni en sueños. Dan tiene mucha clase para ella. Es que no me extraña que nadie la soporte.
Si alguien todavía no la ha visto, un pequeño trozo del bochorno que la adúltera hizo pasar a medio mundo.
Y le siguen lloviendo las críticas...Oh dear. Leave it to Kristen Stewart to turn up 15 minutes late to the Oscars clutching a Starbucks and accessorising her Reem Acra dress with a pair of crutches after injuring her foot over the weekend.
Anything to get out of wearing a pair of heels and washing her hair, eh?
The dress itself was clearly K-Stew’s ironic take on Oscar fashion – she probably figured that if she had to go and make nice with Hollywood execs. to stop Jennifer Lawrence getting all the decent roles that are on the table at the moment then she may as well go for the most twee dress she could get her hands on.And, while the training bra with lace and netting attached have a definite stench of teen bride doing a budget wedding because her boyfriend forget to use a condom on prom night, someone’s clearly told her to try smiling when men with cameras are shouting her name on a red carpet – which actually suits her far better than a scowl.Kristen looks pretty pleased with herself at ruining her stylist’s hard work with the simple addition of crutches, leaving her to try to explain what happened: “[She] cut the ball of her foot, quite severely, on glass two days ago. [She's in] a little bit of pain.”And, judging by the way she awkwardly read lines from the auto-cue as she dialled in her job as a presenter I would say that Kristen had been hitting the pain medication for said injury pretty hard last night.
1/10. Kristen for once can you just wear a lovely gown and pretend to enjoy it? Or to put it in language you’ll understand: You’re an actor, motherf-cker, ACT.
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