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Kristen Stewart Is Crappy In The Sils Maria Trailer — May Have Peaked At Twilight
In case you were still holding out hope for Kristen Stewart to become a better actor in the mature roles awaiting her after Twilight, you can go ahead and let go. Just let that hope drop right out of your hand, because I have seen the future in Clouds Of Sils Maria, and it is not so beautiful.
In case you’re not familiar with that title, it’s one of the final movies premiering at Cannes this weekend, and it also stars Juliette Binoche and Chloe Grace Moretz. They both actually look pretty great in the movie, so let’s skip them and focus on Kristen. (If you can, because her performance is very dull, even condensed down into a trailer that’s under two minutes long.)
She plays Valentine, young assistant to Binoche’s character, an aging movie star who came to fame playing a role that she’s now far too old for. Accordingly, it will be reinterpreted by Moretz’s character, while Binoche plays one of the older roles in the same production. UNTIL CHAOS ENSUES! Or like…two-thirds of chaos, because Kristen is unable to rouse herself even to a gentle boil. For all your worries, looks like you did end up getting pretty squashed out there, girl.
YOU GUYS. Every line is in monotone. I didn’t think it was possible, but she may have gotten even more listless since Twilight. Even when she accuses her boss of being in love with her, she announces it like she’s reeling off figures for a company’s quarterly sales. It’s ridiculous.
And it makes me wonder — how many chances is this lady gonna get? I’m anticipating like a billion more, but at some point someone’s gonna look back into her history and notice that she’s never done a good movie, right? Surely that must happen sometime. But when? How many more half-asleep heroines must K-Stew play in indie movies before we stop thinking of her as some kind of tour-de-force?
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Sundance 2014: Kristen Stewart & Melodrama Restrain 'Camp X-Ray'
It doesn't help that Stewart offers little in the way of an on-screen counterpart. While the actress has tried hard to leave behind The Twilight Saga with roles in films like The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys and On the Road, this effort just seems to be an exaggerated effort, and her performance doesn't inspire any new confidence. Stewart seems only capable of limited facial expressions, mostly scowls, but at least a role in the military is fitting of her cold, lifeless abilities, which could almost be a compliment.
But the real problem with the film comes from the script. Complete with contrived dialogue, and a scenario that the military simply wouldn't allow, the story is melodramatic and weak. While the narrative has noble intentions and attempts to shine a necessary light on a failing system in our military, there are elements of this film that feel like a TV movie from the 90s. The film is relentless in hitting home the criticism of the military's operation of Guantanamo Bay, but it brings nothing new to the table, and opts for the obvious hammering of an agenda, which wouldn't be unacceptable if it was done more eloquently.
Camp X-Ray, film review: Twilight is well and truly over for Kristen Stewart in Guantanamo
Critics who love to loathe Kristen Stewart will jeer that the actress has finally found an outlet for her trademark scowl: as a rookie US guard at Guantanamo Bay.
But her part as Private Cole in Camp X-Ray, a debut film feature by Peter Sattler, is actually a vehicle for Stewart to express the vulnerability lurking behind her red-carpet taciturnity. Here, the Twilight star confronts different monsters, and Sattler’s point is that they tend to be the ones signing the orders, not the ones kept behind bars.
Cole is kicked, spat upon and showered with excrement by detainees during the first few minutes of the movie: nevertheless, her character looks even more uncomfortable trying to fit in at the military’s off-duty parties. Soon, despite being warned that there can be no connection with her charges, confrontations become conversations with Prisoner 471, a man named Ali, played by Peyman Moaadi of Iranian Oscar-winner A Separation.
The actress seemed to suffer her own punishment after being pilloried for her liaison with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders; this is the first part she’s taken in two years, saying “it spoke to me”. Presumably she now understands a lot more about the unfairness of life: at one point in the film, Ali says despairingly: “They told me three years ago they knew I was innocent. But no country will receive me now I have been in this place.”
Sundance 2014 Review: One-Dimensional ‘Camp X-Ray’ Needs More Depth and Less Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart has long been maligned for her seemingly unshakeable performance tics – the hair-playing, the lip-biting, the huffy breathing – and despite being gifted with a compelling character in Peter Sattler’s ambitious Camp X-Ray, Stewart simply can’t kick her bad habits in service to a good performance. Sattler’s debut feature is set at Guantanamo Bay, requiring Stewart to play a young U.S. soldier who finds her worldview forever altered by her experiences, and the actress simply isn’t up to the task, bringing down the quality and power of the entire film in the process.
It is impossible to believe that Stewart’s character, at least as portrayed by the actress, has gone through ay kind of military training. Private Cole looks put out when she has to open a door, so the idea that she’s signed up for this stuff, gone through back-breaking basic training, and willingly gone off to Guantanamo is utterly laughable. Cole doesn’t look like she can hack it – and neither can Stewart. Stewart’s face consistently remains stuck in her traditional facial expressions – annoyed and bored – and by the time she starts displaying something resembling actual human emotion, it’s far too late to stick. Stewart’s low energy and engagement with the material rob the feature of plenty of power, much of which is made up by the film’s other star.
The Downside: Kristen Stewart’s performance is dead in the water, the basic and uninspired juxtaposition between the two leads fails to work as some dramatic commentary and feels amateur, and the eventually uncomfortable focus on the emotional trials of Cole (over Ali) comes across as tone-deaf.
Sundance 2014: Kristen Stewart as a Guantanamo guard? I didn't buy it
On Entourage, Vincent Chase would do his dumb-whore popcorn movies (like Aqua-Man) and feel humiliated, but the truth is that he rarely looked more hapless than when he was making one of his “integrity” projects — like his Pablo Escobar biopic, or the I’m-just-Vinnie-from-the-block indie Queens Boulevard, which wound up getting showcased at Sundance. If Entourage wasn’t about Vincent Chase but was about Kristen Stewart instead, her Escobar-meets-Queens Boulevard wince-worthy integrity dud might be Camp X-Ray, in which Stewart plays a guard at Guantanamo Bay who winds up uncovering the big lie of American anti-terrorist policy by making friends with one of the prison camp’s detainees. Has he been unjustly imprisoned? Maybe, but as the film sees it, the real injustice is that he’s been locked up with no end in sight, and he’s nice.
The haters of Kristen Stewart are everywhere, perpetually pouring out of the woodwork to declare their unholy catechism of derision (“She’s always the same!” “I’m sick and tired of her high-school-girl petulance!” “Did you see her on that awards show? She acts like she’s too good for stardom!”). But even though I get where the bashers are coming from, you would never count me among them. Ever since I watched Stewart in Greg Mottola’s Adventureland, the incandescent ’80s nostalgia movie that premiered at Sundance four years ago, I have seen what she can do in the right role, working with a director who knows how to harness her snarky brainy moodiness. I thought she had a genuine sensuality in the Twilight films, and she always made the role of Bella feel urgent. But in Camp X-Ray, I never believed — not for a moment — that she was someone in the military. She has no toughness, no moxie, no callouses on her hide. The Stewart mannerisms (the pretty-girl scowl, the flared nostrils) really make their presence known this time, because even though she’s working hard to play them down, trying to give an almost minimalist performance, all of that substitutes for what she should have been doing: acting in a way that breaks new ground for her, with, perhaps, a greater sense of physicality. Her character, Amy Cole, has been thrown in with a bunch of macho military brutes, and the reason she doesn’t fit in with them isn’t that she’s just about the only woman. It’s that they really seem like soldiers, and she seems like…Kristen Stewart trapped in Guantanamo Bay.
When it comes to giving you a journalistic sense of what the prison at Gitmo really looks like, and what goes on there on a day-to-day basis, Camp X-Ray is reasonably well-staged. But it’s also a flatly made movie. Amy starts talking to one of the prisoners, a Muslim from Germany named Ali (Payman Maadi), who calls her “Blondie,” and as soon as we hear that derisive/affectionate nickname, we know what kind of movie it’s going to be. The two are going to talk. And become friends. And realize that under the skin, they’re just alike. Oh, and that therefore U.S. policy is unjust. Don’t get the wrong idea from my sarcasm: I believe that the prison at Guantanamo is a travesty, that it years ago outlived any national-security purpose it might ever have had, and that the way those detainees have been locked up without due process, and subjected to “enhanced” methods of interrogation and punishment, is a national disgrace. But Camp X-Ray is not the kind of movie that effectively carries that message. Much as I’ll defend Kristen Stewart as an actress, she is pouty and moody and self-involved, and those simply aren’t the things you want to call on to signify moral outrage.Resumen: la película no vale nada y la adúltera no convence a nadie como soldado. No es capaz de dejar sus tics y su cara de culo (cosa que una actriz sería capaz de hacer) y se limita a ser ella misma con su constante estreñimiento. ¡Que alguien le de una lavativa ya!
Kristen Stewart Flips the Bird at Fan Trying to Take Picture of Her at Sundance
"Of course there are a ton of celebs at Sundance, so its pretty usual for them to mingle regularly with festivalgoers. But Kristen wasn't having it," a witness explained. "One of the Tao clubgoers tried to take a pic of Kristen just hanging out, she immediately blocked her face while flipping the bird!" Kristen may have been smiling and rocking a new braided hairstyle on the red carpet, but she was anything but smiles when the flashbulbs were off.Vamos, que la adúltera trataba de sonreír delante de las cámaras pero por detrás, es la amargada de siempre.
Kristen Stewart (The Forgettable Lead)
Some actors can portray emotion solely through their eyes. Others use subtle changes in body language to indicate a change in mood. Kristen Stewart has distanced herself from these techniques by creating one of her own. When Stewart wishes to display any emotion – positive or negative – all she has to do is gently bite her bottom lip and awkwardly fidget with her hands. This has served her well in the movies where she is cast as an awkward outsider. Lets run through some of Kristen’s roles, and see how she employed her sophisticated techniques:Siempre hace lo mismo: morderse el labio y poco más. Con poco más me refiero a tocarse el pelo y a jadear como un perro moribundo. La adúltera es irrelevante y siempre se interpreta a sí misma. No da nada y por eso la gente no paga por ver sus truños.
- Trapped in a panic room? Bite lip and fidget awkwardly.
- In love with your co-worker at a theme park? Bite lip and fidget awkwardly
- In love with a sparkly vampire? Bite lip and fidget awkwardly.
Something tells me Meryl Streep won’t be losing too much sleep…
- Trying to escape the clutches on an evil queen? Bite lip, fidget awkwardly and fuck the director.
Jennifer Lawrence Beats Out Kristen Stewart For East Of Eden Role: KStew Off Hollywood A-List
Jennifer Lawrence continues to prove that she’s one of the most in-demand actresses in Hollywood by signing on to East of Eden, produced by Universal Studios. She will be reuniting with her Hunger Games director, Gary Ross, in the Hollywood epic, based on John Steinbeck‘s seminal novel.
Ross plans to tell the story in two movies, and Lawrence is set to play one of the central characters in the film. However, it’s particularly interesting that this project got off the ground with Lawrence attached, because just years ago, Kristen Stewart was expressing her interest in the film. Stewart was reportedly attached to the film since 2008, and it was considered a ‘pet project’ for her, one she tried to find funding for during the past four years to no avail. Even as early as last year, Stewart was touting her interest in the project, and revealed she still hoped to make it work somehow. In fact, even the character she was interested in – Cathy/Kate – is the one Lawrence will be playing.
Tough luck, Kristen. It certainly looks like her time at the Hollywood A-list is finished, which is as much of a commentary as her career as it is the sad state of Hollywood. When you’re a franchise leading lady, you better do all you can to establish yourself outside of that franchise, otherwise you’ll have nothing when that franchise wraps up. Outside of the Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence has been working non-stop and has already won an Oscar, has created working collaborations with several leading directors, and is set to headline major dramas for several different studios. Kristen, on the other hand, ended up signing on to yet another franchise [Snow White and the Huntsman]. While I’m sure SWATH will make her money, it’s not doing much to establish her versatility as an actress.
There was actually an interesting report about the top ten actresses approached in Hollywood for both dramas and comedies, and Jennifer Lawrence topped both lists. In the drama section, after Jennifer, the list included Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, and Elizabeth Olsen. In the comedy section, it included Jennifer alongside Emma Stone. However, Kristen was nowhere to be seen on either list, even though she would have been at the top for drama four/five years ago.
PEOR ACTRIZ: YoGa "Espejito, espejito, ¿quién es más sosa que yo?" a Kristen Stewart por Blancanieves y la leyenda del cazador y La saga Crepúsculo: Amanecer. Parte 2.Es que la pobre es insípida para todo. Haga la película que haga, siempre tiene la misma cara de brécol podrido.
Scarlett Johansson isn’t just the sexiest woman in Hollywood, she’s also the most bankable.¿Kikis siendo la mejor pagada? Gracias a Aborrecer porque fuera de eso, no le van a pagar ni $3 millones por película.
The curvy superstar is set to pocket a record-breaking $20 million to reprise her comic-book heroine role in an “Avengers” sequel, according to a published report yesterday.
Her Black Widow was such a hit, “Avengers” producers are willing to break the bank, Britain’s Sun reported.
The payday would top the standing record for an actress — $19 million reportedly earned by Angelina Jolie for “The Tourist.”
Superheroes are all the rage in Tinseltown nowadays, as “The Amazing Spider-Man” climbed to the top of the box office this weekend with $65 million in ticket sales. It has raked in $140 million since opening Wednesday.
Scarlett Johansson's turn as Black Widow in "The Avengers" was so well-received that producers are willing to throw some serious cash her way for the sequel. According to The New York Post, she has been offered a record-breaking $20 million to reprise her role in the second film.
That's a cool $1 million more than Angelina Jolie earned for "The Tourist," the ill-received 2010 film that actually ended up bringing in $278 million worldwide.
For some perspective, Forbes ranked Kristen Stewart as last year's highest-paid actress, but she can "only" bank about $12.5 million (esos $2.5 millones es el porcentaje de taquilla que ella se ha llevado. ¿Todavía no ha quedado claro el interés que tienen la Kikis y Rob por vender la película? Ahora que sigan diciendo que ellos no tienen que promocionar nada con el montaje. Vaya, se llevan $2.5 millones por hacer el imbécil de vez en cuando) per film (Stewart made $34.5 million over 12 months).
Cameron Diaz was second on this year's Forbes list at $34 million, but acted in three movies for that sum.
Marvel and Disney have plenty of money to toss around, as "The Avengers" is now the third-biggest global box office draw in history, having brought in over $1.355 billion in worldwide sales (that's more than "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2").(Y como vemos, comparan Los Vengadores con Harry Potter. ¿Por qué no la comparan con Crepúsculo? ¡Es verdad! Es que a duras penas llegan a los $700 millones en la taquilla mundial.)
