Por lo que me han contado, es muy fiel al libro, lo que no quiere decir que sea buena. Mal dirigida, mal interpretada y con los peores efectos especiales que podría tener. La verdad es que todos coinciden en lo mismo: es muy mala.
Lo que más me han destacado es que Kristen se interpreta a sí misma. Ya puse aquí el still en que llevaba la camiseta anudada y que no quitaba la cara de asco. ¿Ella es actriz? Jamás lo ha sido y jamás lo será. Parece de piedra. No siente emociones y no sabe lo que son las expresiones faciales. Está en un estreñimiento constante y parece que va a escupir en la cara a todo el mundo. Piernas abiertas como si esperaba a un caballo y brazos abiertos, como si fuera a desefundar las armas. Boca abierta y actitud miserable. Eso no es actuar.
La escena de la caza parece ser de lo peor que hay. Vi aquel clip que Summit no tardó en estrenar y, seamos sinceros: da pena. Sus caras de velocidad son de risa. Rob no estaba grabando ese día con ella por lo que está superpuesto en la pantalla. Realmente no estaba allí. Bill Condon debería saber, a su edad, que las flores son se abren en un nanosegundo. Los vampiros son gráciles y ella escalando, parece Hulk en un día de resaca. ¿Eso es ser grácil? ¿Y el salto a los Superman cuando va a cazar lo que sea que caza?
Renesmee por lo visto es de lo peor. La cara llega a acojonar y la mano de gelatina del bebé da grima. ¿De qué les sirve el GCI si son unos inútiles incapaz de usarlo? ¿Tenían principiantes o aficionados?
La escena en la que Bella quiere matar a Jacob, ha provocado bastantes risa. Kristen parecía que tenía gases y no conseguía soltarlos. En vez de acostarse con tantos hombres casados, debería tomar clases de interpretación y operarse la cara.
Sobre la escena de sexo... Las enfermas estarán aporreando las paredes con sus cabezas porque solamente hay una. Y encima la única que hay, es motivos de mofas. Pero como es la que tienen, están hablando de ella. De hecho, es de lo único que están hablando. Han ido al cine para ver a la parejita falsa, "follar". Realmente necesitan mucha ayuda profesional. Tiene tal calentón y están tan desesperadas por sexo, que se tiene que conformar con una escena mal hecha y fingida. Como son tan imbéciles, dirán que lo estaban haciendo de verdad. Luego que sigan lloriqueando con que la gete se ríe de ellas y que saben que los personajes no existen. ¡Ya se nota! A ver si se enteran que ella solo se pone cachonda con Rupert y no con Rob. No piede fingir deseo por él porque no sabe. Si le hubieran puesto a Rupert, de ahí habría salido una película X.
La escena de la pelea es digna de un sketch en Saturday Night Live. Caras de velocidad, caras de culo y mal hecha. La coreografía estará hecha por niños de primaria porque vata tela la escena... Más de una enferma se ha decepcionado al ver que era una visión de Alice y no una lucha real. Ya lo dije. Y en el libro se describe a mucha gente. El concepto de mucha, para Bill son 4 gatos.
A finde cuentas, el mejor es Taylor. Jacob es un personaje que no me gustaba, como tampoco me gustaban Edward y Bella, pero él siempre lo ha hecho muy bien. Ha captado al personaje y lo que siente. Tay sí se ha tomado su trabajo en serio. Rob se limita a poner cara de nada todo el tiempo y la otra se interpreta a sí misma. De ahí que la película sea un auténtico truñaco.
El libro no daba para dos películas. La primera fue larga y tediosa y esta es más corta y mal hecha. Pero claro, había que alargar el show para vender y copiar a Harry Potter. Siempre a la sombra de otros que son mucho mejores. Crepúsculo es una saga de 3º división, a ver si se enteran ya. De ahí que tengan al fandom más enfermo y obsesionado del mundo. Parece que el requisito para adorar esta saga y al montaje, es ser una gilipollas integral.
La película hará su buena taquilla pero no porque vaya mucha gente a verla, sino porque van las mismas hasta 20 veces. Son tan idiotas que lo anuncian en su bio de Twitter como si fuese algo de lo que sentirse orgullosa. De ahí la taquilla. Las borregas acuden al corral 10 veces como mínimo y así, hace taquilla cualquiera. Es patético.
Esto es lo que me han contado. Después de saber todo esto, hace que me reafirme, aún más, en gastarme en dinero en ver esa bazofia. Por cierto, siguen abucheando a Kristen cada vez que aparece en pantalla. Puta es lo más bonito que la llaman ;)
Ahora voy con las críticas. Van a estar todas en inglés por lo que siento mucho la que no sepa, pero no tengo tiempo para traducirlas. El resumen de todas es que la película es de lo peor que la adúltera se haga un transplante de cara.
“Once again, the special effects are low grade, relying heavily on old-fashioned camera blur and unconvincing wire work to convey a sense of quickness and acrobatic agility, as Bella bounds from rock to tree to mountaintop. It’s “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Vampire,” without the verve.
As for Stewart and Pattinson, once again he looks perpetually stoned, and she as if she has just detected a bad smell coming off of her own underarms. Neither one has much range, or makes much of an impression, other than vague malaise.” (Crítica completa)
You can only kill a vampire by pulling off his head and setting his body on fire, something that happens with comic frequency in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2." It's a movie so dull you might start yanking on your own head after about an hour.
By now, "Twilight" is a closed club, which means that a "Twilight" movie doesn't have to operate according to the rules of drama. The rules of a vacation video will suffice: A little wave, a little preening, a nod to the location and an affirmation of the principal relationships are all that's required. Like "Breaking Bad - Part 1," this second installment was directed by Bill Condon, who has made some good movies ("Kinsey," "Gods and Monsters") and has earned the right to put away a little something for his retirement.
What started as the love of a teenage girl, Bella (Kristen Stewart), and a teenage vampire, Edward (Robert Pattinson), has now become a mature, married relationship. At the end of the last installment, Bella gave birth to a half-vampire child and then, like a wife assuming her husband's politics, became a vampire herself.
At the start of "Breaking Dawn - Part 2," Bella loves the vampire life and can't stop talking about how much she enjoys her heightened senses and being awake all the time, kind of like the way people used to talk about cocaine in the '70s.
In an early scene, Bella and Edward have vampire sex for the first time, after which she comments, "You really were holding back before." It's a cute line, but it's a measure of something lost. The power of "Twilight" was the power of metaphor. Edward's fear of having sex with Bella and potentially hurting her was an inversion of an adolescent girl's anxiety about a first sexual experience. Having Bella and Edward consummate their relationship transcends the metaphor and takes them into the realm of boring literalness.
"So beautiful ..." Those are the first words spoken in "Breaking Dawn - Part 2." Edward, ever affectionate, speaks the words to Bella, who is as casual and mystifyingly average as ever, and thus a perfect surrogate for the audience's romantic projections. As always, Stewart is regally confident and has an appealing intelligence, but it's Pattinson, as Edward, who has a spring in his step, a newfound ease. Perhaps it's just Edward, happy to have the girl of his dreams. Or maybe it's the relief of a good actor knowing he'll never have to make another one of these awful movies again.
The story of "Breaking Dawn - Part 2" is very simple, almost like a parable. The Volturi, a huge coven of Italian vampires, find out that Bella and Edward have a child, and they assume the child is 100 percent vampire. Apparently that's forbidden - vampires can't have babies - and so they set out to kill the child. The bulk of the movie is taken up with Edward and Bella assembling a team of vampire associates who will testify to the Volturi that the child is mortal - or fight the Volturi if necessary.
Be honest: You didn't read the above paragraph, did you? I can't blame you.
Basically, we're dealing here with a movie about a bunch of thoroughly unappealing, sketchily created, unlovably eccentric vampire characters waiting around for the Volturi to show up so they can all pull each other's heads off. Here's the problem: Between Bella and Edward's friends and the Volturi ... there isn't really much difference, no real moral difference, certainly. The Volturi have better outfits. Long coats. They're Italian. They have fashion sense.
One final question: If they've been alive for 800 years, why does every female vampire sound like a Valley Girl? Are they endlessly adaptive, or did they all really stand out in Victorian England? (x)
It's Dead! It's Dead! By which I mean, It's Finished! It's Finished! Five movies have been squeezed out of four Stephenie Meyer Twilight books. All of them redefining cinematic tedium for a new century. And now, It's Over! It's Over! No more Twilight movies EVER! I'm so joyful that I might be overrating The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 by saying it's not half bad. Actually, it's almost completely bad. But there's a smidge of twisted energy in the final chapter as if everyone is relieved to be done with the damn thing. It helps that human girl Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is now a full vampire and doesn't have to whine all the time about choosing bloodsucker Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) or wolfboy Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). Stewart and Pattinson may have their ups and downs off screen, but Bella and Edward are in it for keeps, bonded by their daughter Renesmee who is half-immortal. Don't ask. KStew and RPatz don't moon over each other nearly as much since Bella can exercise her vamp muscles by killing helpless animals and giving Edward a hell of a time in bed. I don't really know what to make of the homo-erotic scene in which Jacob strips down like a Chippendale pro in front of Bella's sheriff dad (Billy Burke) before going wolf on him. I only know I smiled a lot. Even Lautner, over his head as an actor in any kind of movie, seems to be enjoying himself. It's as if the slumming Bill Condon, who directed the worst Twilight movie in Breaking Dawn, Part I, started thinking, "fuck it," and decided to laugh subversively at the whole silly business. Even screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg who usually approaches Meyer's plots as if they were holy writ, pulls a clever switch with the climax. No one has a better time than Michael Sheen as vamp chief Aro, leading legions of Volturi in a war against these rebels. Sheen is so deliciously hammy his performance should come with a side of pineapple. But at least there's action, made especially hilarious by tacky special effects. The digital wolves look ridiculous. But even they have to take a backseat to the dialogue in which Bella and Edward, cuddling in a meadow, profess to love each other "forever and forever." You can see the effort it takes for Stewart and Pattinson not to do a spit-take. It must be devotion to the Twi-hards who made their careers, or excellent weed, that helped them maintain straight faces. You're going to hear a lot about Breaking Dawn Part 2 being the best of the Twilight movies. That's like saying a simple head cold is preferable to swine flu. They'll all make you sick. (x)
"The "Twilight Saga" has no upmarket aspirations. Seeking neither critical applause nor peer-review awards, these movies, like those of Tyler Perry, seek only to provide unabashed satisfaction to those who believe in their characters. Many from the outside looking in may only be able to gasp in some form of disbelief. But those people matter to the "Twilight" cadre as much as the human world matters to the vampires who inhabit this now-completed saga" (Crítica completa)Y como estas, hay muchas más. Le película no es mala, es lo siguiente. No merece la pena verla, a no ser que estés muy aburrido. Bueno, no. Si estás aburrido , te aburrirá más. Si te sientes solo, no vayas a verla porque te darán ganas de quitarte la vida. Summit se ha vuelto a superar y ha terminado la saga peor de lo que la empezó. La primera ya prometía bodrios venideros y lo ha cumplido. ¡Los Razzies serán más que bienvenidos!
Pero por fin ha terminado. Ya no hay más películas. Se acabaron los vampiros que van al instituto con más de 100 años y que tienen más purpurina que Campanilla. ¡Ya no hay más! ¡Hay que hacer una fiesta!
